DR. FAGGOT

It's pronounced "Fa-GOT"

/fə-ˈɡɒt/ | Emphasis on the second syllable

Board Certified in Correcting Pronunciation Since 2009

About the Doctor

"Please, it's Fa-GOT."

Medical Credentials

MD Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, Class of 2005
Residency Caesar's Palace Medical Wing, Las Vegas, NV
Board Cert. Pronunciation Correction (Since 2009)
License State of Nevada #FA-G0T-2009
Dr. Faggot
"It's French. Very classy."

Areas of Specialty

  • Wolf Pack Injuries
  • Tiger Scratches
  • Post-Vegas Recovery
  • Mike Tyson-Related Trauma
  • Roofie Side Effects
  • Unexplained Mattress-on-Roof Incidents
BOARD
CERT.
The Wolf Pack Medical Group
Las Vegas, Nevada
Est. 2009

Patient Testimonials

Actual patient feedback (names abbreviated for HIPAA compliance)

Patient Chart
"He kept correcting me on his name but honestly, great bedside manner."

— Phil W.

Patient #4421 - Admitted for dehydration & poor decision-making

Patient Chart
"I woke up with no memory, a tiger, and a baby. Dr. Fa-GOT sorted me right out."

— Stu P.

Patient #4422 - Missing tooth, sunburn, face tattoo consult

Patient Chart
"I don't remember being here."

— Alan G.

Patient #4423 - Wolf pack leader, roofie-related incident

Patient Chart MISSING
"One of the best doctors in the greater Las Vegas area."

— Doug B.

Patient #4420 - STATUS: MISSING

Services & Specialties

Prescriptions for every Vegas-related emergency

Wolf Pack Emergency Care

For when your one-man wolf pack becomes four.

Sig: Apply brotherhood liberally. Repeat as needed.

Dr. F.

Memory Loss Consultation

What happens in Vegas... we'll help you remember.

Sig: One Jagermeister antidote every 4 hours.

Dr. F.

Exotic Animal Removal

Tigers, chickens, you name it.

Sig: Do NOT attempt to return the animal yourself.

Dr. F.

Missing Persons Recovery

We'll find your Doug.

Sig: File report before checking the roof.

Dr. F.

Dental Emergency

Pulled your own tooth? We can help.

Sig: One new veneer. Do not operate heavy machinery.

Dr. F.

Post-Bachelor Party Recovery

The hangover cure Vegas doesn't want you to know.

Sig: IV fluids, sunglasses, and absolutely no questions.

Dr. F.

Pronunciation Guide

Let's settle this once and for all.

"FAG-ut"
"FAG-it"
fa-GOT
fa
quiet, unstressed
/fə/
GOT
LOUD, stressed
/ˈɡɒt/
🇫🇷 "It's French. Very classy."